Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.

When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.

by Trolalalala June 6, 2018

Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.

Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot

by Radizio November 12, 2018

Smoot

Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.

Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot

Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!

by Zaddyshome December 4, 2018

Smoot

In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet

Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"

by Not Ferox January 8, 2019

smoosh

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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs

by //xox.!// January 15, 2019

Slooth

Regular ass bitch with a regular ass pussy, but has a lot of money.

"Damn she was ugly, but she had that slooth pussy."

by NIGGAJIM6969 June 11, 2019

Smooch

The act of needing or wanting something from someone.

DE: Yo my Uber is here - Catch you all at the Blues game

JR: Fam, can I smooch up into that?

DE: For sure homie

by RizzleRyan June 13, 2019