Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty

Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww

by Bandama October 19, 2022

Sleep

Sleep is useless, and should not be a thing.

Example: person: go to sleep, for your health.
Me: what is ‘sleep’.

by Your reality check, November 23, 2021

sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.

I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.

by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023

Sleep Seep

Lil bit of poo that seeps out of you whilst sleeping

Every morning I give myself a courtesy south-to-north wipe just in case of any *sleep seep*

by DenverBrokebacks January 11, 2024

Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.

Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.

by Yureh July 11, 2023

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.

"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!

by jew-face cockmonger bitch-dick April 18, 2011