purple sprite

large bag of highly potent drugs, usually cocaine.

I got a purple sprite, an' ya'll ain't.

by Seymour Butkis September 27, 2005

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

by shasha34 February 01, 2010

Purple City Gang

It's the very last hit in a pipe, one-hitter or bong. It's a harsh hit that includes the screen at the bottom of the bowl, along with ash left over from the weed. When you light up this bowl with the last hit inside you will discover a purple steel hit.

BRO1: Hey man did you take the last hit on the bong?...
BRO2: Yea bro don't even waste your time with that it's purple city gang.

by Saltalaburny June 19, 2011

Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by March 29, 2022

purple monkey doughnut

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.

That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF

by Sarev sanderlone January 23, 2014

purple people pleaser

A synonym for a penis

I'm going to polish the purple people pleaser!

by Ic3 April 27, 2006

purple sock docking

A spinoff of space docking that even straight people can enjoy. Purple sock docking occurs when two people lay ass to ass with their purple sock hanging out. One of them delicately rolls their purple sock over the other person's purple sock.

Docking successful.

Deans was in the locker room purple sock docking the Ohio State quarterback.

by Mavwreck November 11, 2010