Pump fakin

When someone is lying or leading you on

Him: let’s go bowling slime !

Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!

Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls

by Poopybutthole6969 February 26, 2024

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Post-Pump Clarity

The euphoria experienced after a coin pumps up violently after you buy in, and sell for major profit.

Jimmy can safely touch grass after his 10x haul thanks to post-pump clarity.
Wow, he didn't rug! The post-pump clarity hits different.

by Alon69420 September 19, 2025

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Pump Hoe

A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.

"Amanda is such a pump hoe."

"My grandmother loves Amanda"

by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024

Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.

That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.

by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009