This kid is fuckin hilarious. All of his friends find him extremely funny, but others may not and find him annoying. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, and sometimes has a birthmark. He isn't the tallest, but he damn well ain't short. He's not very athletic but can be if he needs to be. He gets bullied by some dickheads who are jealous.
by buznigga August 20, 2024
Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.
by Pseudonym9844 March 28, 2024
Usually a good person. Only has three moods: happy, spaz and depressed. They normally listen to depressing music and they ALWAYS STINK like shit.
by 123ssslll November 17, 2021
A guy who's kind of weird but also funny. Never does any homework but still passes classes with above average scores. Can function without any sleep, as long as he gets his daily pop-tarts.
by imallalone March 02, 2023
Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.
Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*
by the rEAL grigga September 19, 2019
The type of guy who makes the first move, only to leave you hanging, constantly making you question whether you're actually together or just caught in his confusing game. He’s the average white guy with decent humor and a decent personality—nothing too remarkable, but he definitely needs someone who can match his energy. Peter has that lowkey "gay" vibe but is still cute and nice enough to make you think twice. He’s sweet, and in fact, he was probably your first for a lot of things—like the first person to ever give you flowers, which, honestly, was so cute. He gets along with your family like he's already part of it, which can be endearing. But here’s the catch: he’s an expert at acting, and not in the good way. Under all the charm, he’s still hung up on his past relationship, and you’ll realize that he's not quite over it, even if he tries to play it cool. He's sweet, but when he's desperate or confused, he can get a little mean and defensive, claiming it’s just him being nervous and nonchalant. All of this makes you think, "I like you back, Peter," but let’s be real, your constant simping over a girl group? Huge ick. It’s a turn-off that’s hard to ignore.
Honestly, Peter’s got me so confused. He’ll be all sweet, giving me flowers, but then I catch him posting those cryptic Instagram notes about his ex. Like, dude, just admit you're not over it already. And don't even get me started on his gyatt—how does a guy with a butt like that leave me hanging?
by Maufel February 19, 2025