Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021

noodles

a very cool minecraft player that plays minecraft and abuses high ping and high cps . He is a decent boxing player on minemen club . You should subcribe to him on youtube !

no fucking way noodles just beat my ass

by noodles_ March 14, 2022

double noodling

When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.

Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky

by Emiliovannpus November 10, 2022

noodles my poodles

It means omfg, but in a language so I can say it in the middle of class.

Noodles my poodles! Watch where ur going

by Bunny_rabbit_lucy April 14, 2014

Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”

My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Noodle Neck

Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle

Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business

Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...

by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023