Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 13, 2020

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020

noodle grooven

When a person high on amphetamines cannot control their bodily movements and or functions

Did you see Larry at the party he was all over the place he his body was moving out of control ,he was noodle grooven.

by Fotoboy April 03, 2018

foogy noodle

basically this is the definition of life foogy is goat and noodle is fart the end

Come on Aidan, you know foogy noodle. the theory of foogling the noodle. foogy noodle this, foogy noodle that. you know, get it together.

by foogs February 28, 2016

Noodle flew

Getting your head blown off, but also just getting fucked up in general.

This nigga finna get his noodle flew.

by PaizGod April 17, 2018

noodle soodle

A less crude, more appropriate name for a child’s genitaia, more specifically the nut sack.

Those kids have exceptionally small, hairless noodle soodles.

by Ethantyrobi November 23, 2017