wet noodle

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

by jac******* March 15, 2022

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Noodle hair

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles

You have Noodle hair

by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022

N-word noodle

The mispronounciation of the least cooler set of words Nicka noodle.

Fat man: N-word Nooodle(vine boom), N-word Noodle(vine boom), N-WORD NOODLE (vine boom)(comsuption of a large amount of ramen noodles.

by 🤤 chesecak March 24, 2022

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.

I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again

by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.

Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!

by Chakra882 April 5, 2022