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A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).

Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020
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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke
z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
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Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother
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inside joke

some sort of weirdo bull shit where 2 "best friends" make a foolish joke only they know

for example
person 1: garlic with chicken strips

person 2: BAHAHAHAH

person 3: whats so funny

person 1 and 2: its a inside joke u won't understand
by marie8829 March 20, 2023
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Jokes

If someone is jokes it means they’re funny
Oh Tom? Yeah he’s jokes he’s too funny
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Joked

One who's had too much of a good time.
This week end has been a blast, but I'm all joked out.
by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
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