The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"
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It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
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