The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

Siberian Finger Trap

Double teaming a dead body.

..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Perfect Booby Trap

When a woman pulls the bottom of her shirt over another person's head and shakes her boobs in the person's face. The Perfect Bobby Trap should only performed on people who enjoy motor boating titties.

Perfect Booby Trap! Diane did a Perfect Booby Trap on this hot blonde girl at the bar and then, less than an hour later, the hot blonde Perfect Booby Trap her back!

by BearTwoDope October 8, 2023

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D

Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013

Mongolian Fish Trap

The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.

Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.

by cumman69 January 25, 2012

Face Mask Trap

A face mask trap is an individual who appears extremely attractive when wearing any sort of covid mask but becomes ugly once the surgical device is removed.

Jake: Damn Alex have you seen that girl? she looks so fine!
Alex: naaah bro she just a face mask trap, she's actually ugly as sin without it.

by bigTonka July 7, 2022