mad tea sharty

oof

oof I sharted on the mad tea sharty

by dfjrskja December 18, 2017

mad-simple-crazy

Used to define an object or an act that is so simple you'de have to be literally brainless to not be able to figure it out.

Man 1: Dude, wtf? How do you fix this?
Man 2: Aw man, this thing is mad-simple-crazy, dawg.

by LC Head August 15, 2007

Re-bein' mad

Bringing up old shit that you've already paid the price for.

You can't re-bein' mad at me for coming home drunk with out donuts two years ago...again.

by Wickedtongue September 6, 2014

mad cow cancer

When someone is so stupid they sound like a cow with aids when they talk

The homeless man was trying to tell me that but he had mad cow cancer

by Invention20k May 14, 2015

Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022

mad air jump

When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.

Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.

by conchy joe April 30, 2014

8 ball madness

When you and you friends decide to roll an 8 ball to see if you have to do some gay stuff or not.

8 ball madness is so gay. I never want to play it again

by ForeverVirgin November 1, 2022