I wish I could but I don’t want to

Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends

When you aren’t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite

For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I don’t want to

by Ross-a-tron January 19, 2021

well i

somthing that not true

ya yee knob ed yi stink of shit

by matthew wilkinson March 5, 2004

i onos

a stupid way to say "i don't know" that i accidentally typed in a convo. with someone in sixth grade.

me:ey i got bitten by a spider on my ass
friend:ahhaha, how'd that happen
me:i onosss i onos!
~true story

by ochiegirl owns you December 18, 2007

v i

a resteraunt open 24 hours called Village Inn

Lets hit the v i for some coffee.

by ChelsinSC April 19, 2006

then i died

a great way to end a sentance. Mainly used if funny. Kinda like 'then i found $5' but better. Usually used when you reach an awkward pause.

(tell a story)...so yeah, then i died

by hot kinky asian November 26, 2010

i of the tiger

the second letter.

-Captain Obvious

I of the tIger. no shit sherlock.

by UD user #468 April 26, 2007

i win

a game you play in walmart the mall or any other place with mass amounts of people the subject is to find the worst looking person there and say i win and then the other people have to beat you

dude look at her i totally win

no way doesnt count she has something wrong with her i win

by abysseum July 11, 2009