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shoe condoms

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021
mugGet the shoe condomsmug.

shoe happy

a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet
no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.
by Sexydimma November 3, 2016
mugGet the shoe happymug.

Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.
DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!
by Birrd November 16, 2011
mugGet the Shoe lace boymug.

Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.
Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.
by Will Tribute August 18, 2013
mugGet the Shoe-ermug.

Shoe

What are you? A three year old kid? You should fucking know this word already.
John used a shoe to fuck his mommy, she didn't like it
by MommyShoeFucker April 22, 2019
mugGet the Shoemug.

shoe cubed

To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.
by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017
mugGet the shoe cubedmug.

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang
I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!
by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020
mugGet the My bang bang shoemug.

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