fat lips 

the equivalency of having "blue balls", but for women. In which, you are so horny, but haven't gotten enough action to satisfy your body's needs.

"Hey Susan, did you get any tonight?
-No, that guy gave me fat lips."

fat lips by motherfuckinmonster November 8, 2010

fat racket 

a fat scumbag who cant help but make a spectacle of themselves

That fat racket danced along the street exuding the grace of a acid bleached, plauge infested hippo.

fat racket by milk001 August 12, 2003

Fat turkey 

70's lingo for -Punk ass bitch

Nick is a Fat Turkey

Fat turkey by Matthew Stegall November 19, 2005

fat macking 

also know as plumping. this term is a little more descriptive though. the term is derived from the idea of macking on fat chicks, a.k.a. plumpers. it is also a great american pasttime, much like baseball.

"Hey man, wanna go plumping tonight?"
"What do you mean by plumping?"
"Fat macking man!"
"Oh!!! Of course I wanna go, that's my favorite pasttime."

fat macking by The_Milk January 5, 2009

Fat Topic 

Hot Topic for fat Emo/Alernative chicks also known as "Torrid"

Ever since Fatima went went emo, she shops at Fat Topic.

Fat Topic by Liz Bliz March 23, 2009

fat lisp 

1. A mouth injury caused by a punch, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

2. A speech impediment caused by a punch in the mouth, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

"What happened to your face, man?"

"I was making fun of that guy who talks like Mike Tyson and he gave me a fat lisp."

fat lisp by Punchdrunkshove June 21, 2009

Fat Lady Bingo 

FLB, Fat Lady Bingo. The practice of seeing who can take home the fattest woman in the bar. You must have panties for proof.

FLB/Fat Lady Bingo IS ON TONIGHT MAN!

Fat Lady Bingo by Wooferman December 3, 2009