Emo Bitch

Someone who dresses or acts like a stereotypical Emo-Listener but is definately a poser. Categorized by long floppy black hair, sweater vests, slightly tighter and cuffed jeans, and a sad look on the face.

Someone who followed the emo style trend but has no idea what it is. Usually followed by sad look, poor guitar playing, et cetera.

Sad boy with guitar seeks Emo Bitch to beat the crap out of.

by causte March 8, 2005

emo elastic

A rubber band used by recovering cutters to create simillar pain to what they are used to.

You're gonna stop cutting now?
Yeah, I'm gonna use an emo elastic to help.

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

*emo*

verb, to *emo*
Women (or other men) looking up Emo boys making out on the internet.

Me: jeez us, why do you have all that on your phone, that's gross!

Shelly: It's not gross, it's hot, they're hot! Leave me alone.

Me: God why do you *emo* out you're phone, taking pictures off the computer with the camera on your phone? Gross, just gross.

by xskyex July 6, 2008

emo in denial

A guy/gal who denies that they are emo to avoid even more ridicule from their peers, thus creating only more reason to ridicule them. True emo-kids deny that they are emo because they do not wish to promote the fact that they are emo. An emo poser would promote the fact that they are supposedly emo.

Brad: "what are you crying about you little emo-girl?"
eM: "i'm not emo!" *sobs*
Brad: "you are such an emo in denial."
eM *wiping tears from under her sideswept bangs,
murmurs* "..am not."

by eM, "When i get blue...i start to breathe again." July 24, 2006

closet-emo

One that secretly is "emo" but does not dress it or have an emo cut. Usually remains limited to emo music, in private only.

Brandon is such a closet-emo, he listens to Underoath, Fall Out Boy, Senses Fail, and Saosin, but he still dresses like a wigga/downe boy.

by Brandon Fitz May 27, 2005

emo hair

Normally Black or dark, longish hair that frames the face and sweeps to the side...emo boy must flip hair out of face ocasionally but not completly out, he simply wants girls to notice his hair, emo hair ranges from very greasy to clean, depends on the emo kid

Conon Oberst, David Desrosiers,

by Ispillmyheart4u June 1, 2005

emo quit

an emo quit is when, a bit like rage quit, you quit a gathering or conversation because you are out of words and/or have been seriously humiliated.

emo quitting is most seen in movies, when the main character is sad or angry, and is slamming the door behind him.

- omg did u just see mike?
- yeah, he just totally emo quit cause is girlfriend left him
- omg, fuckin n00b

by antoine whatson December 2, 2010