Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

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They keep creepin towards the door

A remixed Verizon of “They Keep Creepin towards the door” by aAngryPiggy

They keep creepin towards the door! My heart beat skips, like a photo graph! But they keep creepin towards the door!

by Slender_man320 August 11, 2023

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Door-Dashed

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"

Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.

by anonymous June 6, 2025

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back door feltchers

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.

Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.

by Who would have thought!! May 22, 2012

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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

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