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back door feltchers

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.
Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.
by Who would have thought!! May 22, 2012
mugGet the back door feltchersmug.

door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS
WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007
mugGet the door bumpersmug.

Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024
mugGet the Tree doormug.

door

a hinged, sliding, or revolving barrier at the entrance to a building, room, or vehicle, or in the framework of a cupboard.
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
mugGet the doormug.

post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
mugGet the post-door-slamming wincemug.

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb to connote subaltern chimping
Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
mugGet the If you kang against Rome, You open door to Meccamug.

Door

Enter and forget why you're there.
Why did I walk through that door?
by menphiz September 30, 2022
mugGet the Doormug.

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