cum bomb

the act of ejaculating in a napkin and throwing it at someone

i hit that kid with a cum bomb bigger than heroshima

by deezbignutz69420 February 17, 2022

cum tears

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

by Bamzamma June 14, 2018

Cum Puncher

Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.

Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.

by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016

Cum in lung

When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.

Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!

by Ukjvfeukvefjkvbefkuvvfkuvbefkv May 19, 2014

Cum Slipper

When a man pulls at the last minute and releases his load into a slipper/shoe and the girl put her foot into the cum filled slipper and then wears it around the house

I heard mark made Jessica a Cum Slipper

by Dr l.a...s dart June 19, 2019

cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.

Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.

by LRockizzle June 21, 2016

Cum Guards

Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.

Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.

by xxachary November 30, 2014