Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.

Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.

by Frenchtard March 22, 2024

cow

cow

holy cow!

by cowg November 3, 2022

Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021

Cow

A farm animal.

That's a cow.

by Morou May 31, 2019

Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.

I don’t fucking know man! Ask the cow!

by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022