Close Persons Disease

Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person

Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.

by Maxxi March 27, 2008

Close enough

Close enough is just enough for whatever like time blah blah blah

So is this backing Close enough. Ye

by haha mr.kiel why December 6, 2018

Keepin it real close to the concrete

Keepin it gully/street

Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.

by The White Bastard January 7, 2006

Glass Closet

When you have come out as LGBT+ and those around you (parents, friends, etc) refuse to accept/acknowledge it.

Person 1: My ma keeps misgendering me.

Person 2: Didn't you come out to your family?

Person 1: Yeah, but I'm stuck in the glass closet.

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Person 1: Hey dad, this is my boyfriend.

Dad: You mean best friend, right?

by HackMeBiatchez September 8, 2020

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

Closet Case Freek

A girl who looks like their just smart and innocent but in reality arent afraid of the dick.

-"What do you think about Michelle. She definitely wants my dick."
-"No way man. She's not that type of girl"
-"Yea she is dude. Shes a closet case freek."

by Danny Crinc August 17, 2008

Lathams Close

Lathams close is an area in Whiston where alot of things go down, drugs, fighting, guns... 12 sniper rifles found in one house at one point (there is a news article on the BBC site somewhere)

Hes from lathams end don't even start

by Ih8whiston November 25, 2004