childe

the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.

your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*

by childeswife September 28, 2021

child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Living being that was generated/made by other living beings.

Child.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

child

what you call people when they are acting ridiculously immature

child. shut up.

by ahahahahahahah wait what September 12, 2021

Child

Basically Tommyinnit he acts like a child, talks like a child, and is as mature as 3 year old child

Person 1: hey Tommyinnit is streaming

Person 2: oh the child

Person1: no Tommyinnit not “the child”

Person 2: yes the child he’s literally a child

by Tommyinit July 11, 2021

child of the internet

A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.

Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.

by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021

child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

by shtifICare March 31, 2016

My child

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good

Mother: my child, wash the dishes

by Hiwho September 21, 2025