child

The best word to describe everything literally eVERYTHING u call ur parents child ANYONE and EVERYONE child

hello child (to anyone whether they are an adult or not)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly

"The Child is asking for weed again"

by Child hater August 31, 2022

Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.

Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.

by OG Childs March 9, 2022

former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.

Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

Child

An annoying kid who wont shut up

When a mommy and a daddy fuck rhe have a child

by Dicksucker2.00 September 17, 2019

Child

Ben

Ben is a child

by Ben_is_a_child June 1, 2018