Pulling a Caitlyn

Pulling a Caitlyn is when you are blind as a bat and run into a closed sliding door/ glass door because you thought it was closed.

1. Omg did you see what ____ did, that was so pulling a Caitlyn
2. Yesterday I pulled a Caitlyn and chipped my tooth.

by Buckethead_c November 18, 2020

go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man

Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus

by alex.me March 24, 2021

the wild cactus

A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.

I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!

by Catilda Grora November 14, 2022

Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.

"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."

by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023

doing a caitlin

is a women who loves to cuddle their boyfriend while watching a movie, then violently beats his balls and attempts to poke the man’s ass and then continues to cuddle the man ready to strike again.

she started “doing a caitlin” to me

by higgysmalls September 27, 2023

Draining the Cactus

When your girl is so thirsty, she waits patiently on her knees, staring up at you, mouth open, tounge out, begging for every last drop of your cum to satisfy her.

"When she patiently tries to suck every last drop of your cock, with the sloppiest blowjob ever like a good thirsty cumslut, completely Draining the Cactus"

by J♥️J May 23, 2025

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025