Friend: "bruh, I need you to occupy my girls friend while I try and get up in this"
You: "OK, as long as she's not strong in the face"
You: "OK, as long as she's not strong in the face"
by rickyrossy21 December 31, 2014
A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.
Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.
Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.
Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
by wrightr333 November 19, 2009
An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.
"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."
Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."
"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"
Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."
"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"
by Fattius J Guy May 29, 2009
Look of adrenaline-fuelled determination on a person's face as they engage in some kind of extreme sport. Commonly used by whitewater kayakers. The Grrr face is said to resemble one's orgasm face.
"Haha... you had the funniest grrr face going over that drop - like the river was trying to hit on your sister"
by Diarmaid June 30, 2006
by themadon22 May 05, 2006
1. An utter douche bag, idiot, and asshole, whose face resembles that of a kangaroo's ass. All of this rolled into one humanoid.
Origin: Oddworld
Origin: Oddworld
by Oranos December 16, 2004
while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE" P.S. I love it when guys do it to me :)
by jessica reedy April 07, 2003