Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Books

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT

Benny; Hey Danny what are books

Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG

by Really long words February 3, 2018

book hipster

(Noun) Someone who reads the book before the movie comes out or before it is announced that a movie is being created based on the novel

My friends are total book hipsters, they read The Hunger Games and Divergent when they first came out as novels.

by laserbeamsarehot April 20, 2014

NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now

I live national eat your books day.

by Walks232 July 24, 2019

the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

Book Monkey

a name used for a player that has the guild name "Chapter" in the game Deepwoken.

Look its another Book Monkey flooding.

by Heito November 26, 2022