Declan Young

Declan Young is the biggest crack fiend I have seen in my life, all he does is sit eat cheese smoke fags and get drunk, he also wanks with his legs crossed x

Declan Young is a geek

Omg is that Declan Young

Declan Young wanks with his legs crossed

by BeansAndChips13 November 23, 2021

young minded bigotry

When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.

Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"

Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."

by WrangledTangler May 22, 2023

Young Hurricane

A beautiful Italian muff muncher with seduction skills that ultimately becomes your one true amore...

Oh look, there's a young hurricane over there. This is what love at first sight must feel like!

by oldhurricane June 15, 2023

kind young sir

A disguise phrase for "Kill Yourself" also known as "KYS", usually quoted after being mislead and pranked online.

User 1: Hey, does anyone have the link to the new Ice Spice vid?
User 2: Here you go.. inserts link of two men kissing or a rickroll
User 1: kind young sir.

by elvirus June 17, 2024

Jamie Lee young

Someone who is just gorgeous and amazing and can get out of car fines because of how beautiful she is. She is also the superglue that holds the workplace together. She deserves a promotion.

Worker:ugh I wish I could hold this place together?

me:oh so you wanna be a ‘Jamie Lee Young’?

by Cheeztwisties June 27, 2024

Young Choza-ing

When you fuck a ceiling fan and you spin in circles cause your dick gets stuck on the little chain pully thing to turn it on and off

Me: OH FUCKKKK IM YOUNG CHOZA-ING AND IM GONNA BLOWWWWWW (While spining in circles)

by SexDefender July 22, 2024

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024