Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 8, 2019

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

ball sack attack

When a crab infested whore bounces up and down on your shaft.

Man I took this chick home last night and I got the old ball sack attack.

by Petite meat July 9, 2018

Thack Attack

A short fat guy that grew up in a suburb of Cleveland who thinks he is a bad ass.

Thack attack is coming around the corner to get you.

by Thack Attack July 12, 2018

Dank Attack

When you are danking too much on a hot day and you have a dank attack.

Fred: Man the other day I was danking and it was like 31 degrees.

Jim: I heard that’s bad and you could have a dank attack.

Fred: I got close to a dank attack but luckily I stopped and cooled off.

by Hmm Tasty July 30, 2018

Pac attack

When someone has a panick attack or gets really sick from weed.

Lizzy had a pac attack after smoking to much.

by Grace young August 27, 2018