apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 10, 2009

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling

Applesauce is placed on a hamburger bun. The bun and applesauce are microwaved for thirty seconds.

Baking takes too long, so I'll just make a niggarigg apple dumpling.

by Phatpeni5 October 17, 2012

jim beam apple

Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.

Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.

by Ron Swansan April 05, 2016

Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

by Luxotek January 19, 2015

Ollie Apple Irish

ollie apple irish is:

- cute

- smart

- secksy

- loving

- kind

- respectful

- hot as fuck

- the bomb

- an amazing friend
- graight human being

Please accept this, it has been rejected many times, im just trying to make a friend happy, this will mean a lot.

Ollie Apple Irish is a brilliant human being, he is graight, and he is very caring. We all love Ollie

by Name1name2 August 22, 2019

Bone apple tea

Bone apple tea is common misspelling of the common French phrase "bon appetit". But via a mix of poor translation and illertacy, some people pronounce it "bone apple tea".

Guy 1: "this shit looks good, bone apple tea!"

Guy 2:"pardon?"

by RaRaRatpoisen May 07, 2020

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 02, 2010