Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke

Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!

by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018

joke recycler

One who poses the lack of humor, has no imagination to create humor on their own, must use the funny humor of someone else, to recycle, re-use, most likely to be laughed at, then laughed with, a real jerk butt, i.e " a new joke "...

A true joke recycler.... A bearer of bad jokes!

by Latin Super Star January 3, 2010

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

joke

The link on Urban Dictionary when your friends take that joke a little too seriously.

Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*

by kystor December 18, 2017