salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Mike Higson

Computer Geek

Wow this guys a computer geek

He must be a Mike Higson !!

by may_b December 1, 2011

Just Mike

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.

That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Mike

A piece of shit who’s always full of shit and makes up stories that are far from true , he also has a below average size penis

Mike likes fat juicy cock

by Jjiji April 3, 2023

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

Mike ulkiner

Once Mike ulkiner ya done

Dang Mike ulkiner

by Person myeh May 1, 2022

Mikelis

Hottest man in existance, honestly, massive penis aswell, made my legs shake. If you want an awesome boyfriend, text Mikelis, he won't dissapoint. Best guy on earth!

Who is that?
Thats Mikelis!
Who is he?
Only the best boyfriend and best looking man on earth, god I wish I could have him.
Honestly, you are right, he is hot.

by balandey February 28, 2022