Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
Get the Band sawmug. Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019
Get the Cock-bandmug. person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out
person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016
Get the rubber bandmug. by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025
Get the Alex Bandmug. 
The act of asking to hang out every single day yet no one can due to camp, vacation, the beach and many other things.
by bigmatt June 28, 2021
Get the Speckled Bandmug.