White Zombie 

white zombie can move between all planes of existence as he pleases with ease has magic and is unstoppable force basically can heal himself or herself and anyone they please quick to their feet highly energetic can go from one plane of existence to the other very quickly

The white zombie went to heaven and back down to earth with no problems peacefully.

White Zombie by Chuck the Ninja July 14, 2023

Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.

“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach”

Club Zombie by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023

Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.

“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach”

Club Zombie by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023

Octopus Zombie 

One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.

I FUCKING HATE OCTOPUS ZOMBIE

Octopus Zombie by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

philosophical zombie 

A philosophical zombie, in common usage, denotes an individual who engages in the collecting of Funko Pops. these collectors are frequently identified by the slight drool around their mouths and vacant expressions . The term may also be describe as those with an interest in the Marvel franchise, encompassing its comics, movies, and related media. Moreover, the concept of a "philosophical zombie" can be more broadly interpreted as individuals who have a fundamental absent of qualia or subjective sensation.

example 1: The comic book store was filled with enthusiastic collectors, philosophical zombies, with drool practically dripping from their mouths and vacant stares, as they mindlessly rummaged through the shelves of Funko Pops and jabbered on about yet another Marvel movie release

philosophical zombie by grendywitchy August 13, 2023

Retirement Zombie 

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

Retirement Zombie by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

Red Zombie 

Someone who drinks something red (usually wine) before getting brutally facefucked. They will be moaning and choking for air like a zombie. Right when the man is ready to bust he stuffs his whole dick in the red zombies throat and finishes in the back while still pumping causing the red zombie to throw up red puke and cum (looking like red zombie vomit).

Yo I knew she might be turning when we was sipping red wine I didn’t think she could take my whole dick. I was right! It looked like she was throwin up blood she really turned into a red zombie!

Red Zombie by NDC December 17, 2023