How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

Chris Woods

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm

I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack

by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018

ally wood

Hardest cunt about 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

Ken that ally wood he’s the hardest cunt about be scared

by Top bhoy October 17, 2018

going into the woods

A girl who has not shaved for years

Bitch hasn't saved but I'm going into the woods.

by Jackerofmeat October 27, 2018

wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled

Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking

by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

emily woods

A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.

Yo that gal is such an Emily Woods dayum!

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 28, 2018