A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Short

me

short means being a fucking loser

by qlms September 4, 2023

short payment

A partial payment that is less than the total invoiced amount due to reasons like disputes, errors, or unapproved discounts.

To gracefully handle a short payment, verify the discrepancy, then promptly and professionally contact the client to understand the reason for the short payment. Based on their explanation, work with them to find a mutually agreeable solution, such as a payment plan or a future credit.

by A. Patmos November 23, 2025

Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.

Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024

Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf

the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie

by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023

Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.

YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

by Thornebon October 12, 2022