cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.
damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”
by McCoyThomson September 28, 2020
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Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”
by Billyg1010 June 28, 2018
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cat wood

i haad cat wood
by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023
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Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.
Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
by Drift-wood December 25, 2018
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Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.
4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.
by YHR Spynx August 04, 2018
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Newstead wood

The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.

The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.

The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.

The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.

Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.

But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit

Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam

Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 03, 2024
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Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 21, 2023
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