neighborhood gay twat

a white dude in me and my friends neighboorhood that waddles and seems like he continuously has a stick up his a***.

looka dat neighborhood gay twat

by inside joke from me and julia January 02, 2018

The little twat himsen

Paul Daniels.

About the time he wrote '3 is a magic number'

The little twat himsen wrote this one, Paul Daniels. I think

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 22, 2004

Twat flower

A woman/slut who's vagina is so dirty that plant like organisms figuratively begin to grow out of it.

"Yo man, Taylor slept with three guys last night, she's such a twat flower."

by MDunk August 31, 2008

Twiddly twat

A very tight twat.

Damn she had an awesome twiddly twat!

by GoofyGoobernuts May 19, 2009

stupid fucking twat

Someone who is a total douche this is a whole new level of doucery 👌🏻

Morty is a stupid fucking twat.

by Kool aid man March 13, 2017

tweaked my twat

The feeling of extreme annoyance or anger.

Austin: Spirituality is the same as religion.
Nick: Man, Austin really tweaked my twat.

by Free_Lib March 22, 2015

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006