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Helicopter toilet

It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever
Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road
by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018
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Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,
The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.
by Thiboz October 30, 2018
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Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.
1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.
by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019
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Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019
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plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
by lil_birdy January 3, 2019
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Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201
" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"
by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019
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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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