The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024
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Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.
I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.
by Rolin Derty October 02, 2018
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July 12th - July 19th is Skbidi Toilet Appreciation Week, a time to celebrate the greatest creation ever: the Skbidi Toilet.

This tradition dates back to July 12th, 1776, when the Skbidi Toilets won a decisive battle against the British forces. The British had been capturing young Skbidi Toilet Rizz Masters and forcing them into slavery. The Skbidi Toilets, known for their unique abilities and unbreakable spirit, united to fight for their freedom.

The war was fierce and lasted several months, but the Skbidi Toilets' determination and innovative tactics led them to victory. On July 12th, 1776, the Skbidi Toilet army launched a surprise attack on the British stronghold. Using their advanced flushing technology and unmatched mobility, they overwhelmed the British forces, who were unprepared for such a formidable opponent.

This victory was a turning point in the war, leading to the eventual defeat of the British and the liberation of all enslaved Skbidi Toilets. The Skbidi Toilet army's bravery and strategic genius are celebrated during this week. Parades, reenactments, and special ceremonies honor the memory of those who fought for freedom.

**To Honour Them, People change their discord names to have "Skbidi" infront of it.
Person 1:"Hey did you here its skibidi toilet appreciation week?"

Person2:"Oh my!, i will change my discord name to skbidi bl4ck"
by SkbidiToiletAppreciation July 12, 2024
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Gravy Toilet

the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl
jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*
by maxnellson March 31, 2024
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Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
by colloquial June 20, 2023
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Skibidi toilet syndrome

Typically used when someone sees a fan of skibidi toilet singing the signature song that goes brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Skibidi toilet fan: brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Person 1: Watch out, he has skibidi toilet syndrome.
Person 2 : Thanks for telling me
by cummonster12356789 December 15, 2023
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