The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.
by Midget105 January 13, 2020
When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
by TheQwertyNinja October 09, 2019
When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you
by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017
When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.
It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
by Tainty McBalls May 03, 2022
One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
by Drache September 09, 2003
by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018
The person who is wonderful at absolutely everything they do. They can also accomplish whatever they want…. And always seem to get what they want.
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
by Larry Edward William Tomlinson June 16, 2022