"Today is my birthday, so today we make a birthday shark"
"Were having a bad day, so we make a cute hammerhead shark"
"Were having a bad day, so we make a cute hammerhead shark"
by Hammyhead Shark March 1, 2022
Get the Sharkmug. When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019
Get the Anal Sharkmug. That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
by Buttquack October 6, 2022
Get the Disguise Sharkmug. One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
Get the False sharkmug. 
When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).
See Deeping it.
See Deeping it.
1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??
2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.
2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.
by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019
Get the seeing sharksmug. by Ivebeenpreyedon May 12, 2025
Get the Olly the Fresher Sharkmug.