salty

An unoriginal term every twelve year old uses nowadays because they think they're the top shit and they have nothing better to say.

Jim was killed by Dan
Jim: Wow you're so bad!!
Dan: lol salty lmao amirite????

by RIPPER0NI December 20, 2017

Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

salty swig

taking a shot of balls or under arm sweat

no example
salty swig

by ThatSkreetKid January 10, 2020

Salty Fish Boy

someone who plays the game "Krunker" with moderate skill yet gets extremely enraged when there is a "GG"

wow vimier is a "Salty Fish Boy"

by BigmanRonnie October 19, 2018

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017