Morton's Law

The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible

Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law

by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020

Taught Law

A law, rule or code instilled in a person through social and/or environmental influences which is accepted and believed in, but is not necessarily within conscious awareness

Not to be confused with 'Taut Law' although both may be bounded in a coeffect system (concurrently)

Well ma, I'd say we best to follow the taught law 'nless we wanna end up like em' white folk up done there over the hill past them rosebushes n' patio furniture

by edraculate November 25, 2016

Trans-in-law

When your father in law becomes your mother in law or vis-versa. Short for transsexual in law.

Kenya West appears unhappy with "Caitlyn" as his trans-in-law.

by Oreomom July 29, 2015

Girlfriend-In-law

Your boyfriend's other girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends).

I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".

by Kitton Mittons May 31, 2020

Karamazov’s Law

The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.

by iihemc January 7, 2021

son-in-law

Child's husband.

My son-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Phoenix's Law

The idea that "If it can be eaten, it will be eaten."

Sorry I ate your sandwich man...Phoenix's Law ya know?

by Lampposteffect February 26, 2011