When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.
by peepeeshit May 13, 2021
Get the Hop On Angry Birdsmug. A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
Get the hops seltzermug. by PinDarkShadow April 26, 2023
Get the Hop on Rustmug. by catboysementester69 November 15, 2020
Get the hop alongmug. A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"
Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late
Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.
Alex: Ah F*** off
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"
Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late
Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.
Alex: Ah F*** off
by santaklawze November 30, 2011
Get the Hop-in-teasemug. slang for a mass grave
by judgement call August 27, 2022
Get the hop on barotruamamug. by Jakalbins August 3, 2021
Get the pawn hoppingmug.