irish ray

A cunt of a man, usually broke , very small penis, latches on to an american family to sustain citizenship then sponges of the brother in law , usually ginger and slightly retarded, rides a sporster

He is a real irish ray

by roofer77 September 29, 2016

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Irish Kebab

3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.

Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023

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irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.

Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night

by Blinksta April 9, 2018

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Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018

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Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

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