hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.

Anyone up for a hops seltzer?

by John Narckins November 22, 2023

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hop along

sex

person:”i like hop along!”
person2:”oh so you’re trans?”

by catboysementester69 November 15, 2020

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Witch hop

Hip hop subgenre featuring strong occult references and aesthetics

Dusty: "This Ic3peak record is like witch house but with rap!?"
Theia:" It's witch hop babe."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

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Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

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