Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

fish balls

When you have been pounding some scrullet with a smelly pussy all night and the next day your balls smell like fish.

"Man that bitch had such a smelly pussy I woke up with fish balls"

by Eagan March 24, 2007

Ball Fuck

1.) to have sex with one's balls. 2.) masturbating the penis on a scrotum, often with the aid of a water-soluble lubricant. 3.) placing your penis on a pair of balls while one nut is flopped over the top of the penis creating a ball tunnel in which to have sex with.

My boyfriend's asshole is on the rag so we had to ball fuck.

Last night my boyfriend was riding me reverse cowgirl and pointed his boner downward so he could ball fuck me.

by StewartKeiserNovak January 22, 2010

Camel Balls

The male version of a Woman's camel toe.

When a man sits with legs open and his pants are riding up so far his balls buldge at the seams making him have "camel Balls".

by Andrea Shill May 1, 2008

freezin' balls

So cold that your balls freeze off.

It's -20 and I'm freezin' balls.

by Sazmataz December 22, 2005

Ball Cage

Describes the protective "cage" you form with your hand around your balls when somebody (possible a sibling or friend) wants to throw, shoot, or hit you with something. In your mind you have concluded that this projectile will cause minimal damage if it hits most places on your body; however you have also concluded if it happens to hit your sack, it could cause major damage, projectile vomiting, and possibly public shame. So with fingers spread wide and slightly curled in, and every muscle in your hand flexing to absorb the possible blow, you stand there like an idiot, and let something hit you. But it's OK because you know deep down in your heart that at least your balls will live to see another day.

"Hey man take off your shirt and let me shoot you with my paint ball gun from across the yard."

"OK!" (walks across yard and turn around)

(friend FIRES quickly)

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! WHY'D YOU SHOOT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY BALL CAGE UP YET!!!!"

by McFool April 30, 2010

funny as balls

very very funny

holy crap man you are funny as balls

by gabriel cherry December 18, 2008