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Alaskan bear trap

Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!
by Katiebearrrrrxxo September 15, 2016
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Perfect Booby Trap

When a woman pulls the bottom of her shirt over another person's head and shakes her boobs in the person's face. The Perfect Bobby Trap should only performed on people who enjoy motor boating titties.
Perfect Booby Trap! Diane did a Perfect Booby Trap on this hot blonde girl at the bar and then, less than an hour later, the hot blonde Perfect Booby Trap her back!
by BearTwoDope October 8, 2023
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shutcho trap up

An informal way to say 'shut up'. Can be related to 'shutcho bitchass up' or 'shutcho fuckin ass up'. Often used by hardcore toxic adult gamers.
Coversation in the group chat of the bros-
Dude A- LMFAO I BE GETTIN SUSSY AS FUCK IMAGES AND GAY AS FUCK TEXT FROM (Dude B) LOOOOOOOOL CAUGHTCHO ASS IN 8K ULTRA HD JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE DEFINITION-
Dude B- LISTEN I AINT GAY I BE GETTIN HACKED BELIEVE ME PLS DUDE
DUDE A- NAH BRUH YO BE DOWN BAD DEEP IN THE OCEAN MAN CAUGHTCHO ASS IM FINNA EXPOSE YO BITCHASS TO YO GF
Dude B- NIGGA SHUTCHO TRAP UP YO MY FRIEND OR FOE SHUTCHO BITCHASS UP
Dude C- yo Dude (B) Im down if yo wanna dm me those lets hang out my baby boy ;)
Dude B- NIGGA I AINT GAY THERES A FUCKING HACKER AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE (C)1//!1?/
by a fucking dude February 26, 2022
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.
by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016
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The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.
"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"
by anonymous August 30, 2021
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Mexican Glue Trap

When you rip a girls wig off, cum on her head and stick it back on
“Girl I was with this nigga las night & he gave me a mexican glue trap”
by Spymumbogots December 20, 2019
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Russian Salmon Trap

When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.
Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”
by 333PROMETHEUS January 29, 2022
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