The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019
Get the Babel fish mug.When the two words are slurred, it is pronounced (Fi-show).
Synonymous with the phrase "For Sure" or "Fo Sho", meaning most definitely or indubitable.
Can also be used to express joy or a means of congratulatory response.
Synonymous with the phrase "For Sure" or "Fo Sho", meaning most definitely or indubitable.
Can also be used to express joy or a means of congratulatory response.
1. Jane Doe: Hey are you going to Rick's party?
John Doe: Yee, I'm there fish show. Bouta be crackin.
2. Jane Doe: AYY!!! I got straight A's.
John Doe: Oh FISH SHOW! Nicely done. I got straight D's.
John Doe: Yee, I'm there fish show. Bouta be crackin.
2. Jane Doe: AYY!!! I got straight A's.
John Doe: Oh FISH SHOW! Nicely done. I got straight D's.
by Rymana May 5, 2010
Get the Fish Show mug.the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.
by RobbieW August 5, 2006
Get the fishes hat mug.The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.
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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.
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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.
by Rossco! January 11, 2012
Get the Mountain Fish mug.When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.
Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
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Get the Liagiba Fish mug.fish tongue is a generic term used to describe most east asian languages. It derives from the fact that many east asians' faces look like a fish with its mouth open between speaking.
east asian 1: nihaoma! wakarimashta! soondubu jigae?!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!
by evolutionary_biologist10 November 13, 2018
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