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textsplain 

verb.

The action of explaining to a person via text messaging.
Clanqy: so they pay for two now, next visit they get two hrs, but pay for one.

Lolzy: I understood what you meant

Clanqy: ok.

Clanqy: sometimes, I'm not sure if I textsplain things well.
textsplain by SeeTedWalk March 20, 2010

Textual Job (TJ) 

The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.

Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!

2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
Textual Job (TJ) by JCoyote November 24, 2010

Textually raped 

The act of getting into a text conversation with someone that you don't want to text with, but they just keep texting.
Sam texted me last night and he wouldn't stop. No matter how hard I tried to end the conversation he textually raped me.
Textually raped by revart June 30, 2011

texting standoff

(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in
They were in a texting standoff and neither would give in and text the other first.

Textgasm 

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time
"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"
Textgasm by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

TEXTERSATE 

Texting between two people via cell phone or tablet.
I cant talk on the phone right now but we can textersate.
TEXTERSATE by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 17, 2012