Super straight

Transphobic and feels inadequate in owns own sexuality. Probably has small genitalia

I’m super straight even though I have a small jawn.

by Nonbinaryalpaca March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Super straight is not so secret code for a straight person who is transphobic. It is not a valid sexuality.
You can also find people who are "supergay" "superlesbian" "superbi".
If you ever come into contact with one of these back away slowly.

Transphobic Person: I'm super straight which means I would never date a trans person.
What they mean: I'm super transphobic which means I don't consider trans men to be men and trans women to be women.

by Da_Gorgon March 7, 2021

Super straight

A controversial sexual orientation that means the person who identifies with this sexuality is attracted only to cis members of the opposite genders.

James: hey dude, are you straight?
Carl: nah dude I am super straight.

by Mrs Babushka March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A transphobic piece of shit that invalidates trans people by saying they'd only ever date a 'biological' male or female.

"hey bro i'm super straight now'
'oh so ur transphobic'
'nah bro i just would never ever date a trans girl bc they're disgusting & they aren't biological women'
'oh so you'd be cool with dating a trans man? since they're 'biologically' a woman, right?'
*transphobic silence*

by 36ddtiddies March 9, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality that only finds biological and {specific gender} that is born that gender.

I'm sorry. You're really pretty but i'm super straight

by Efan34 March 5, 2021

Super Straight

Only dating cis people. What they call a preference, it’s just plain transphobia.

john: “are you gay?”
bob: “nah i’m super straight”
john: “tf is that”
bob: “only dating people who are still the same sex biologically, cis people”
john: “that’s just plain transphobic”

by Wassup Z March 9, 2021

straight flush

Having someone take a dump in a woman's mouth and right afterwards she sucks dick with a mouth full of feces.

"Jason took a dump in my mouth and I gave Matt the straight flush."

by Priscilla Purple Allen October 17, 2008